Introduction to Immo-isms 101
Pointers: 1. They are not meant to be understood literally. 2. Phrases that sound like slams may actually be affectionate. 3. They are not safe to use with all people, namely a significant other.
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Ben's name is actually Chubs, Jim's is Fat, and of course, mine is Slim. No, you may not use these names.
Anytime someone makes a declaration of the existence of a trait, the trait is then attributed to the other person's butt.
(e.g., "You're fat!" is answered with, "Your butt is fat!")
I had to pull this one out of the archives: Loppy Loppy is another name for Italian bread.
"Just a spoon full of BUCKAHHH! makes the medicine go down, bucka-buck- buck..."
"YES!!! eh hem. Yes, your majesty." ~borrowed from The Little Mermaid
"I'll smack your Woolah!" which brings me to name the various names of the "posterior" which we have created...
Most used:
Boolah
Woolah
Woolie
Tooter
Wiggler
Bootie (ok, so this one isn't ours)
Heiney (aaaand this one ain't ours either)
Coolie (we found out this was an Italian-American curseword after at least 15 years of use)
Pointers: 1. They are not meant to be understood literally. 2. Phrases that sound like slams may actually be affectionate. 3. They are not safe to use with all people, namely a significant other.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ben's name is actually Chubs, Jim's is Fat, and of course, mine is Slim. No, you may not use these names.
Anytime someone makes a declaration of the existence of a trait, the trait is then attributed to the other person's butt.
(e.g., "You're fat!" is answered with, "Your butt is fat!")
I had to pull this one out of the archives: Loppy Loppy is another name for Italian bread.
"Just a spoon full of BUCKAHHH! makes the medicine go down, bucka-buck- buck..."
"YES!!! eh hem. Yes, your majesty." ~borrowed from The Little Mermaid
"I'll smack your Woolah!" which brings me to name the various names of the "posterior" which we have created...
Most used:
Boolah
Woolah
Woolie
Tooter
Wiggler
Bootie (ok, so this one isn't ours)
Heiney (aaaand this one ain't ours either)
Coolie (we found out this was an Italian-American curseword after at least 15 years of use)
posted by S.I. at 7:20 AM
4 Comments:
You forgot BAKERY!!! (Rooted in the old english coloquialism "buns")
I didn't put Bakery because we hardly use it these days!!!
Oh my gosh, I forgot a major one, GLUTTY!!! (glut for short; became "I'll toot your glut", which doesn't actually mean anything.)
uhhh... are you guys triplets or something. I heard of such peculiar language developing amongst those types
That is amazing... I gotta get me some of those words.
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