Secret Info on בִּנְיָמִין

Sometimes we overlook him and focus on the world-dictator parasite that lives on him, most often known as The Belly.

Background on The Belly

• Do not anger it or you take the chance of being absorbed
• It once took the U.S. president hostage back in 2005
• The true source of peculiar changes in weather are due to its movement.
• It is large enough to encompass entire black holes.
• It possesses nuclear potential.

If you find the sun strangely blocked, or the air suddenly cooler, get into the nearest cellar you can find and lock it. Do not look into the atmosphere lest you cast your eyes on his Most Blubberness. It will mean instant death.